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July 12, 2007

David Brooks

For reporting that is an embarrassment to the profession of journalism, and for being beholden to corporate paymasters rather than the citizens of America.

Competing for our third weekly Media Putz of the week honors, David Brooks took home the trophy with his column on the "commutation" of Scooter Libby: "Ending the Farce."

As the expression goes, Brooks had our BuzzFlash readers impressed with his "putziness" from hello.

Shortly after Brooks compares the outing of a CIA operative and the destruction of her network and usefulness as a "farce in five acts" ending, according to Brooks, with justice being done in keeping Libby out of prison, the smarmy "in the tradition of William Buckley" New York Times columnist lets loose with this wing ding of a winger sentence: "The drama opened, as these dark comedies are wont to do, with a strutting little peacock who went by the unimaginative name of Joe Wilson."

What is Brooks' theme song: "It's all Happening at the Zoo"?

David Corn of the Nation, who first exposed the Plame outing in "The Nation" (quickly followed by a series of editorials in BuzzFlash about the significance of the infamous Bob Novak column), wrote an excellent dissection of the inaccuracies and sappy language in Brooks' July 3 commentary.

Like Corn, we wavered between being appalled and laughing uproariously, after reading Brooks opining, "In short order, Wilson established himself as the charming P.T. Barnum of the National Security set, an inveterate huckster who could be counted on to wrap every actual fact in six layers of embellishment."

A columnist on the move, Brooks, in just a couple of paragraphs, overstretched his analogies as they traveled from the zoo to the circus, which may more aptly be applied to Brooks' strained attempt to appear professorial.

As one of the BuzzFlash nominators, Rich Miles of Kentucky, noted of the latest Brooks exercise in snooty Bushevik prose:

Mr. Brooks has been for some time now one of the most reliable conduits for almost any sort of lie the Bush administration wants to spread to us. However, in a recent column on the commutation of I. Lewis Libby's sentence, Brooks crossed over the line from snarky partisanship into full-blown third graders' name-calling.

For a supposed nationally respected columnist, employed by one of the nation's most widely distributed and allegedly respected papers, to refer to a former U.S. ambassador as a "strutting little peacock of a man who goes by the unimaginative name of Joe Wilson" is to lower the level of our national discourse even further than its already abysmally low levels. Not to mention that the characterization provides no essential information about Amb. Wilson - it only allows Mr. Brooks the opportunity to be a snotty little jerk. Even more than usual.

The same column, in which the above prose assaults the reader, is a textbook case of making every element of the matter under discussion twist and turn to fit the writer's thesis, regardless of truth or even plausibility. Mr. Brooks has often demonstrated his ability to spin any event, any fact to the supposed benefit of his idols in the White House. In this most recent column, he shows his willingness to stoop to infantile name-calling as well. In truth, I'd be willing to nominate Mr. Brooks for some sort of "Lifetime Achievement" MediaPutz award. But for the time being, I'll settle for just the weekly prize.

David Brooks, you are a model of that most elite of species, the highbrow Media Putz -- a lot of nonsensical blather wrapped in $50 words. Of all the unintended errors and guffaws offered up in "Ending the Farce," we spit up our beer on this one: "President Bush entered the stage like a character from another world, a world in which things make sense."

With columns like your piece on the Libby "commutation," you remind us how easy it is to separate journalism from the truth.